@GlasnostGone: Shamed by Ukraine’s successful use yesterday of Storm Shadow missiles in Russia – predictably Russian ministry of defence today claims 😉 it downed 2 Storm Shadow missiles + 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, And a partridge in a https://t.co/z1QdPJA4rP