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RT by @mikenov: 🚨 BREAKING: MOSCOW TRIED TO FLEX, ELON MUSK JUST DROPPED A TOTAL ORBITAL BLACKOUT! πŸš€πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ’₯ πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Vladimir Putin: “Elon Musk, your Starlink constellations operating along our border zones violate national security! Ground those telemetry signals immediately, or we will deploy orbital jammer arrays and seize all SpaceX domestic assets!” πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ˜‘βš‘ πŸš€ Elon Musk: “You confused terrestrial borders with low-Earth orbit. In space, satellite constellations don’t bow to Kremlin decrees. Try deploying your jammersβ€”your operators can write all the warnings they want, but your regional logistics will collapse without high-speed telemetry.” πŸš€πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯ πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Vladimir Putin: “We will freeze all Sp