Day: October 20, 2025

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The Life Cycle of an Orculus Katsapian Storm-Z Specimen:

• Phase 1: Mobilization;
• Phase 2: Four days of training (mostly drinking vodka and being taught how to kill yourself if wounded or being captured);
• Phase 3: Dedovshchina (Дедовщина) — Get beaten and gangraped by your barracks-mates and/or a dozen of the Brigade’s senior NCO’s;
• Phase 4: Have all of your bonus stolen by your battalion commander and be force to turn over you pay card to your company commander;
• Phase 5: Walk to the frontline staging area where you are issued a shovel, a rusty AK from the Korean War, and six bullets;
• Phase 6: Take Rambo selfies in front of your own destroyed equipment and post them on TG for the family;
• Phase 7: Drink from puddles;
• Phase 8: Delouse;
• Phase 9: Torture mice;
• Phase 11: Get brave on salts or krokodil;
• Phase 12: Go on a meat assault;
• Phase 13: Get droned in the face;
• Phase 14: Extinguish all fires on your body;
• Phase 15: Get abandoned by the medical evacuation team;
• Phase 16: Listen to exploding grenades and gunshots all around you what remans of you assault group demobilize themselves;
• Phase 17: a) Die from wounds; b) Surrender and live as a POW; c) Lay down in the fetal position and give up on life; or, d) Demobilize yourself;
• Phase 18: a) Get bagged and tagged; b) Become fertilizer; or, c) Get exchanged and go back to the toiletless steppes of the mir having gained a few pounds, had your wounds attended to, and feeling very upset that you will no longer have access to working indoor plumbing.
• Phase 19: Take a bus to the nearest reeducation and filtration camp and spend 1-month being mentally and physically tortured for surrendering (time being tortured may be shortened if reserves from the military hospitals with at least three functioning limbs are running low);
• Phase 20: Return to your unit where your commander who already cashed in your death benefit will have some ex-Wagnerites beat the living tar out of you with a stick before handcuffing you to a tree or throwing you in a pit for a week (time spent in the pit may be shortened if reserves from the military hospitals with at least three functioning limbs are running low); and,
• Phase 21: Return to Phase 3 and start over.

#OSINT

— OSINT Intuit 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇬🇪 (@UKikaski) Oct 20, 2025

The Life Cycle of an Orculus Katsapian Storm-Z Specimen:

• Phase 1: Mobilization;
• Phase 2: Four days of training (mostly drinking vodka and being taught how to kill yourself if wounded or being captured);

#OSINT
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— OSINT Intuit 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇬🇪 (@UKikaski) Oct 20, 2025